HG.

yeah, my yard is a swamp now. after i gave him the directions, the insurance guy was too scared to come here. he's gonna meet galoot at his work tomorrow instead.

everybody's always scared to come here. here i have this pretty new house, & nobody has the guts to come see it. i have had 0 guests so far... & it's been here a year.

y'all.

We had a helluva storm this afternoon -- thunder, hail, flooding in the streets...

I thought your kids brought around guests a couplke of times biff, insurence guys by the very nature of there jobs are probably scared to take any personal risks cos they've seen what can happen to people that and they're playas

oh yeah, i forgot about the boy's friends. ( ) but except for Zach, & that stoopid chick we hate, they always drove em.

what i meant i guess was like my Mom & stuff. none of my family members have been here.

i don't know... i guess i'm wacked.

well tell her you have a present for her but she has to come around to get it then when she shows up wanting to know what it is you say a hug, SURPRISE!!! and then you can show her all around your house and she wont be scared any more

moms can be very timid so you have to trick em into stuff

we'd have to go get her. she'd never find it on her own. the last time she was out here was when bee was in 3rd or 4th grade & he got sick at school & she was the only one who could pick him up... & that time she had him to help her find it.

i'm tellin you, horrid... when you start telling someone directions to get out here, their brain totally shuts down. they're all like "no, no, no!"

the only ones who'll even try it is workmen, cuz they know there's $$$ in it for em.

The pizza guy found it, tell the insurence guy to tag along with him, you might even get a free pizza out of it

the pizza guy was getting $$$. plus, he knows my nephew who lives next door, & he's been to my neice's place right up the road a dozen times. the insurance guy hes to give out $$$. he doesn't have the same incentive to find it.

i think what pushed him over the edge was when i told him to be careful where he parked, or he'd get stuck. he was only mildly freakin out till then.

yeah usually when you tell folks to look out for the quicksand they can be a little hesitant to come over

well, as long as you stay on the rocks, you're ok. i can't help it it rains al the time.

screw em. i don't want anybody to come out here anyway.

yeah it'd just mean you'd have to tidy all the time anyway

i wish my house was surrounded in quicksand
it seems like everyone and their dog want to visit us all the time just leave me alone damn it!

it's not quicksand, it's just mud. there's grass over the top. anybody's yard is gonna get muddy if they get a few inches of rain on it, that's why roads (even dirt roads) are paved with something.

our road has tons of chad on it, & there is ample parking. i just always warn people not to drive off the rocks, cuz it's a drag having to pull em out when they're stoopid, & it leaves big ruts in the yard.

that guy never showed up at galoot's work. i swear if he don't show up there today & then he calls here i'm gonna tell him to stop being such a wimp & come to my Fn house or find someone who will.

why does everything have to be such a big giant pain in the @$$???

I know it's not really quicksand

no matter how much rain we get, we still have the sidewalk thingy going up to our house and we have cement roads and what not. maybe if I dig a moat or something. that might help

yeah, good luck with that.