I'm sorry Biff... That was a lame attempt at some twisted humor I suppose....
I have been to the dentist a lot too... starting with the braces thing... and then in recent years I've had to have a root canal (had to go like 3 times or something) in which I thought was basically nothing... that is until I saw the bill. The bill!
The horror!
The horror!
I've also had 2 wisdom teeth pulled and a couple of crowns. I'm just not scared of the dentist at all... That is, except for the bill, which probably gets my blood pressure up (blood boiling) more than anything.
Of all the things I had done at the dentist, I honestly thought the braces were the worst. When they first put them on, my teeth hurt like hell for days, and I couldn't really eat anything and they hurt like hell the first few times they tightened them. When they put the muthers on they had to keep my mouth completely dry and used this insane appliance they said would stretch my mouth to my ears... I'd say!
Biff, I'm sorry that you have to do all that, but I wish you well, and will sure be glad when it's all overwith for you.