I wouldn;t mind wearing the skirt, but then I do have the legs of a dancer

no you don't! your knees are bad.

I don't know what this means but I'm sure it makes me right

okey dokey then.

his short shorts are the same size as my poice officers (eew i take no ownership)

His nuts don't pop out, do they?

that reminds me we had a teacher that would wear shorts and boxers and sometimes he'd like put his leg up on the desk of the front row and all the chicks would be like argh cos his nuts'd be a dangling

luckily I was a bad student so I was always in the back and out of direct eye line

it seems like they woulda fired that guy.

well it was unbeknownst sp? to him and noone ever said anything to his face

well, surely he could feel a breeze.

i'm surprised it didn't get back to the principal...

she woulda gone nuts

exactly!

there's a short-shorts cop and a science teacher that wears his shirt half way un-buttoned!!! eeewww