JERRY: So you won't believe what happened with Whatley today. It got back to him that I made this little dentist joke and he got all offended. Those people can be so touchy.
KRAMER: Those people, listen to yourself.
JERRY: What?
KRAMER: You think that dentists are so different from me and you? They came to this country just like everybody else, in search of a dream.
JERRY: Kramer, he's just a dentist.
KRAMER: Yeah, and you're an anti-dentite.

JERRY: I am not an anti-dentite!
KRAMER: You're a rabid anti-dentite! Oh, it starts with a few jokes and some slurs. "Hey, denty!" Next thing you know you're saying they should have their own schools.
JERRY: They do have their own schools!
KRAMER: Yeah!....

i'm actually gaining a new appreciation for that show now that nobody's cramming it down my throat.

ouch

stoopid crazy people.

i am griping, basically.

GOD DAMN MY MOM'S BAD TIMING!!!
ok so Melissa writes me letters everyweek and gives them to me when we see eachother. My mom allready doesn't think much of Melissa because of something that happened when we first started going out. Some misunderstanding that made Melissa look very bad. So anyway, I left his weeks note in her car. And my mom picks it up to see what it is. She doesn't read the whole letter, just the first sentance she can see when she opens it up half way. And wouldn't you know it, the one sentance she reads is the worst sentance on there (yes, it's a bit dirty). She doesn't read the rest of the letter with the sweet things talking about how much she misses me and loves me and how much she just wants to see me. NO, she read the one sentance in the whole thing that just asked a question about something that wasn't exactly kid friendly and now she thinks that's all we're about. yikes. this is not good at all.
DAMN YOUR CRAPPY TIMING AND ABILITY TO SEE THE WORST IN THINGS MOM!!!!

I can only imagine what she thinks of Melissa. This morning she questioned me about what I did last night with Melissa. I had to tell her everything I did because she doesn't trust me with her anymore I guess. She asked me what we plan on doing tonight, and will probably question me everytime I see her for awhile.
I don't get where she gets off questioning me! She's the one that goes off spending the night with some guy she met less than a month ago and doen't come back home till 3pm the next day, and then gets mad at me when I stay out till 1AM with a girl I've been seeing for 3 and a half months. and I'M the one that needs to be questioned? not more than 5 hours after she got home at 3pm that time, she went out again with the guy and didn't get home till 2am. yea, I'M the one in the wrong here? I'M the one she needs to worry about? It's re-god-damn-diculous

maybe you shouldn't leave your stuff laying around.

but seriously... i'm sorry. that's about all i can say because, though long, that was about the vaguest post i ever read.

that's the trouble with living under someone else's roof, i guess. they feel like they're the boss of you. (even though you're 18 & technically an adult)

my intentions exactly

ok, but yer gettin a tip anyway, cuz you brought it up....

hide your love letters!!!

like if she gives you one, when you're in your Mother's car, put it in your pocket immediately. Moms don't want to snoop, but if you leave something right there, it can happen by accident.

AND when you get in the house, take the love letter out of your pocket & put it in a safe place. DO NOT leave it in your pocket & then thow your pants in the laundry for her to wash, & then freak out when she finds it.

it's just common sense. i think you need some sneaky lessons.

well that was like my 10th letter from her
all the other ones I got in the house and in a safe place tucked away to where she'd never see them, but just this ONE letter, this ONE time, that ONE sentance was the
ONE thing I'd hope she'd never see...no such luck.

well last night something even worse happened but I'm not going in to detail at ALL. I just want to say

once is all it takes.

i'm sorry you've been having such a rough couple of weeks, klim.

I was talking with Melissa last night and I told her, "Ever since I met you, my life had been turned upside down and shooken hard. We've had some great times, and some horrible times. We've gone through beer bottles through the windows, crashing into a bus, sicknesses, parents finding out things, and so many other things. I've had the best, worst months of my life, and I realize it all started when I met you. And it's been soooo worth it. If I have to go through all of this craziness, I'm glad you're by my side with me the whole way. There's no one else I'd rather go through this stuff with."
I can't believe how much stuff has happened in 3 and a half months. And to think that there's allways going to be something worse waiting for us around the corner. But no matter how bad things get, if she's still by my side, I'm willing to take on anything.

you don't know that for sure, klim.

you're not always gonna be 18. you're not always gonna live at your Mom's. things do get better with time.

me & galoot went through tons of stuff when we first started out. it wasn't easy. now we're happily married & boring. stranger things have happeed.

well not ALLWAYS something around the corner, but certainly for awhile. till I get my own car and own place. until then....we've problems ahead of us to deal with

such is life.